Latest Mindless Gibberish From Joe Koday
Giggles: 11/20/2013
Did you hear about the new gay sit-com? “Leave it. It’s Beaver.”
Giggles: 11/19/2013
A Greek and an Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture. The Greek says, “We have the Parthenon.” The Italian says, “We have the Coliseum.” The Greek says, “We had great mathematicians.” The Italian says, “We had the Roman Empire.” And so on and so...
Giggles: 11/18/2013
Judging from the taste, I’d say the other one is shinola.
Giggles: 11/15/2013
There’s a lot of history in Baltimore. Recent excavations have shown it was the site of a caveman colony. The wheel was even invented there . . . but two days later, someone stole the hubcaps . . .
Giggles: 11/14/2013
CURMUDGEON’S OBSERVATION: “Life is a bitch — and then it has puppies.”
Giggles: 11/13/2013
A woman walks into a sex store and says to the salesman, “Where are the dildos?” The clerk says, “On the wall over there.” She looks and then points and says, “OOOOH, I want one of the red ones.” The salesman says, ” No, No, lady. The dildos are...
Giggles: 11/12/2013
I was once asked to give a speech on sex. I stood behind the podium and said, “Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure.” And I sat back down.
Giggles: 11/11/2013
When I was working in the IT department, the Big Boss said we should be living up to the slogan, “Giving every user what they need!” I politely asked, “How do we get them to turn around so we can kick them in the ass?”
Giggles: 11/8/2013
I just got back from the doctor. I thought I was suffering from CRS: Can’t Remember Shit. Turns out I have much more virulent strain. The acronym is CRAFT. Means: “Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing.”
Giggles: 11/7/2013
I’m knitting an afghan for a 99 year old woman. I have to work fast.
Giggles: 11/6/2013
I’m so unlucky, I could fall into a barrel of tits and come out sucking my thumb.
Giggles: 11/5/2013
A three year old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. “Mama,” he asked, “Are these my brains?” Mama answered, “Not yet.”