God bless Perry’s library for giving it the old college try to provide WiFi services.

But, ahem, I would have better luck taping an AOL “10,000 free hours!” CD onto the microfiche reader.
As I left, I took advantage of the restroom facilities.  Now those they got right.  Then again, the comparison is those damned porta-potty “Kybo” things, so the bar’s low.  I was struck with how red my face was. Figured I better record it so I can attest that, yes, at one time my face did have color.

I did bring the sun-block.  I didn’t bring the homely block!