Buncha tired bikers looking for love in Des Moines.

Whoa . . .what is this invention that gets you up a hill without making you sweat?
When I got on the bus at the camp I asked the guy how much it cost.  Figuring a couple of bucks or so.  He said there was no charge.  I told him they were all right. That I didn’t even care what Ohio said about Iowa.
He said, “Huh.  I don’t care what Ohio says about us, either.”