The guy they had entertaining in the beer tent was a trip. Would pull the cutest girl off the floor and make her his backup tambourine player while he strummed a guitar over some Karaoke tunes. He’d then insult people in the audience, flirt with every pretty girl that came within view, tell the audience to raise their bottles, and say, “Survey says, ‘Down ‘Em’!”

This was the last town today before we got into our final destination. It was the only stop along the way that I had so much fun I stayed for an hour and a half.

Besides, I kept eating like a pig, too.