I figured with as many pictures of hottie blondes I’ve been posting, I should do a little equal opportunity work and show you one of the dudes toasting the little piggies at Mr. Pork Chop.

His name is Chris Baker. One of his buddies came over after I snapped a picture of Chris and said, “He’s Chris Baker — we call him Touchdown Maker.”

I said that would be obvious why they’d call him that.

His buddy said, “Naw, we call him that ‘cuz he’s gay.”

Hey, Chris, I’m just repeating what your buddy said. Kick his ass, dude.