I timed him. 8 seconds to slap together a gyro.

Culinary scorecard last night:

2 more walking tacos. (I’m gonna buy me a case of doritos when I get

An ear of sweet corn.

A large popcorn.

2 reese’s peanut butter cups.

A bag of peanut m&m’s.

A gyro.

Yep. 400 pounds when I get back. I’m gonna warn everyone that biking
is a leading cause of fat ass-ness.