Last week was Earth-Day or some sort of nonsense.  This is how one commenter at Hot Air said he spent his day celebrating Mother Gaia:

earthday

Then there was:

Years ago Jay Leno (or his writer) said that the best thing about getting fried hippies etc. to plant trees on Earth Day is it means more Christmas trees for December.
viking01

and

I forget who it was but he said he was going to celebrate earth day by turning on all the lights in the house.
crankyoldlady

This is, of course, how we knuckle-dragging global-warming deniers treat shit like “Earth-Day.”  For the opposing view,  click here.