Big hat tip to Chateau Heartiste’s Comment of the week:

How to reply to a playette (a female “Game” “player”) who “accidentally” texts you a nude of herself meant for another man

“Hey, it looks like you have a small lump in your right tit.”

How ’bout texting her back a few hours later saying it’s only pulling a 4/10 on hotornot.com?

“Your mom’s nipples are bigger”