An organization called Clowns of America International is saying that the U.S. is actually facing a shortage of clowns. Then they opened the door to one car and said, “Never mind. Here they are.”

— The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

The World Clown Association has announced that the number of clowns worldwide has dropped dramatically. The drop in clowns is mostly due to one fatal car accident.

— Conan