Uhhh . . .

Masochistic mastication

Forget “Fifty Shades of Gray”, with its popular sensual BDSM.

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Meet Molly Schuyler, from Montevideo, Minnesota. The married mother of four and competitive eater, is a 120lbs. of rompin stompin masticating dynamite.

Ms. Schuyler has won various competitions shoveling untold pounds of food into her compact frame.

The Stellanator- six hamburger patties, six eggs, six pieces of cheese and six pieces of bacon topped with fried onions, jalapeƱos, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, two buns, mayonnaise and nearly a jar of peanut butter in fifteen minutes . . .