The following directive was issued by the commanding officer of allNaval installations in the Middle East .

To: All Commands
Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts
Ref: ComMidEast
For: Inst 16134//24 K

All commanders promulgate upon receipt:

The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East :

1.  ‘Eat Pork or Die’ [both English and Arabic versions]
2.  ‘Shrine Busters’ [Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic shrines.  Some with unit logos.]
3.  ‘Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy’ [Both English and Arabic versions]
4.  ‘Goat – it isn’t just for breakfast any more.’ [Both English and Arabic versions]
5.  ‘The road to Paradise begins with me.’ [Mostly Arabic versions, but some in English.  Some show sniper scope cross-hairs.]
6.  ‘Guns don’t kill people. I kill people.’ [Both Arabic and English versions]
7. ‘Pork. The other white meat.’ [Arabic version]
8. ‘Infidel’ [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.]

The above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt of this  directive.

In addition, the following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this message:

1.  ‘Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range at 0800 Daily.’
2.  ‘Do we really need ‘smart bombs’ to drop on these dumb bastards